Never Piss Off a Witch! Never!

So today as I woke up at 4:44AM MST, got my morning go go juice aka coffee, pulled my daily card which was Messenger of Fire, I decided to go ahead and check my e-mail.

I got a request for a spell to reverse time. Cute! Yea sure, I will give you a spell that will fuck up everyone else just so you get what you want. Lovely. I told her nope as that affects all and advised her to go to Archangel Metatron to help her slow time, but know that it won’t last very long. Her reply was “Bitch” and that was that.

*sigh* As if I haven’t been called worse things, but she must have me in a class of Witches who bless with love and light no matter what.


I am a Celestial, Storm, Gray Witch. The part that should be ‘oh my’ is the part that says “gray”.  A gray knows there is balance within magic, nature, the world, and beyond. The motto of “Do no harm, but take no shit” is our creed.  So I just said this to myself:
May the mirror reflect her true self so she may see what she needs to change for happiness to flow.

Not to harm, but to awaken the soul within and not take the shit. Sure I was too nice, but ya know you have to have a tad bit of compassion and pity for souls that do not know what or who they are dealing with.
Do not summon what ye can’t banish!

So I advise not to summon a Witch, call a Witch a name, and expect to be blessed with love, light, unicorns, & glitter as it won’t fly for some.